June 2012
137 posts
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lets hope i dont wake up tomorrow.
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The thirst...
is killing me right now.
fatupperpussyarea:
FRUIT IS NOT A VEGAN SNACK YOU ASSHOLES ITS JUST A SNACK, FUCK
“The worst thing you can call a person is crazy, its dismissive. ‘I dont understand this person so they’re crazy’, its bullshit. Maybe they aren’t crazy, maybe the environment is a little sick.”
Louis CK on raising a daughter.
Louis CK: If you raise a girl with some confidence and you send her out in the world so she feels like she can do whatever she wants, she's still going to get her face and her ass fucked but she's going to do it on her terms.
Louis CK: She's going to grab that dick by the base and go, "I want to suck this right now".
Louis CK: This should be your goal as a father: That your daughter only sucks a dick that she thinks is delicious.
the dalai lama couldn't have said it beter
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